The Little Twit

UPDATE UPDATE!!! hahaha!

yea yea i noe... took me a damn long time right??? i have a real good excuse for it tho.. and im damn emo right now so bear with me.. I'll let u noe why along the way...

let me just categorize everything alright??? =)
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1. Training (at a glance)
So far, its DA BOMB!! really really!! everything about it is just so exciting! despite the politics (crazy shit politics man!) everyone there are total sweethearts. So much for "a cruel cruel world" or "a harsh industry" kinda talk... i mean, not everything and everyone is perfectly fine. Its just that i didnt expect it to be this fun!

My managers are laid back... the kind where u can easily relate to... and talk to. Jokes and laughter throughout the day (well, most of the days so far including some drama or as they call it, "wayang"). Basically a casual and non-serious atmosphere kinda place.

Only sad part is my Supervisor just got transferred to the Pavillion branch. He's the clown of the whole bunch (somewhat of a cheerleader too!). So not having him around is kinda boring and makes the place seem quiet to the point of death when there are no customers.... ugH!

Right now, i am a Hostess or what we call in TGI, an SPG which stands for "smiling people greeters"... Cool huh??? my job description is damn easy! Wanna noe what it is??

JOB DESCRIPTION - HOSTESS (SPG)

• smile, kiss *ss and try to even lick and fan guest's *ss when first greeting guest
• initiate hypocrite mode and lead the guest to table while s*cking up to the guest
• remain a hypocrite when u speak to a guest
• maintain hypocrite face and posture when you take all the crap and b*llsh*t and the f*cked up sh*t *ss donkey attitude from a guest
• maintain hypocrite face and personality when answering, solving or when talking to guest after taking all the cr*p and b*llsh*t and the f*cked up sh*t *ss donkey attitude from a guest
• maintain (again) hypocrite face when a little twit of an Arab boy follows you around the whole bloody restaurant saying something in Arabic only to find out later after he screams at you in the middle of the bloody reastaurant that he wants a bloody lighter to light something up for himself
• still maintain hypocrite face when a little twit of an Arab boy runs around you (again) holding a birthday candle that CLEARLY came from the candle basket at the restaurant (this is ur cue to hide the basket and check regularly)
• STILL MAINTAIN a hypocrite face when you find that half of the birthday candles in the basket are gone 10 minutes later and have a feeling that the little twit of an Arab boy had something to do with it
• STILL MAINTAIN a hypocrite face when you find the little twit of an Arab boy running around with candle stick pieces and dropping them everywhere
• Keep both of your hands in your pockets
• STILL TRY TO F*CKING MAINTAIN when you lead the guest to the exit and refrain all feelings to kick the little twit of an Arab boy on the backside while he isn't looking

See? Its not THAT hard now is it???

I'll write up a whole day-to-day thing up so u can read my daily drama in Fridays... haha!
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2. College
I miss it... hehehe~
Just that i miss u nincampoops lah.... SO MUCH!!! i hope u guys are alright with ur training... i wanna call most of u up but then again, im scared that u might be on duty, and u cant pick up, and then la la la, and then bla bla bla, and so on so forth....
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3. The reason of me "emo"ing...
My maid threw away my contact lense case.

That was it. That is why im pissed as hell. Her reason of throwing it was this :

"Oh, saya tengok tak ada apa-apa dalam kotak itu. Sebab itu lah saya buang.
Kenapa?"

Best part is it was covered in god noes what rubbish in my rubbish bin... ashes and dust and some kind of berbulu sh*t......

Then i said:

"Memang lah kosong! Saya tengah pakai isinya!"

And she said:

"Oh ye ke?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha~"

(Ader jugak kes Nirmala Bonat 2 kejap lagi! Grrrrrrrrrr!)
Yeah.. very funny! u can stop laughing now...

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Anyway, haha.. i'll write up more posts when im up to it... im quite tired right now... and suprised with the length of the post! hahahaha! dunno where all the words came from...

kay, Ciao!

ps: i was not trying to descriminate in my post. all info was based on actual facts... hahaha! didnt mean to hurt any feelings! if i did offend you however.. my apologies... Peace!